The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bowers, Bowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.