The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bowers's stadium. Only over Bowers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.