The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Bowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.