The Late Scratch Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- A mysterious flag erases Bowers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
91%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.