The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Bowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
73%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.