The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Bowers's stadium. Only over Bowers.
82%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.