The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.