The Hamstring Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Bowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
86%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.