The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.