The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bowers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
77%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.