The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.