The Phantom Flag Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Bowers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
72%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.