The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
75%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Bowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.