The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Bowers is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
84%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.