The Invisible Route Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
83%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.