The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Bowers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.