The Mystery Tweak Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.