The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Bowers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.