The Blocking Assignment Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.