The Chip-and-Release Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.