The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Bowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Bowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.