The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brock Bowers
Brock Bowers · LV · TE
“Bowers gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Bowers's week
- Bowers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Bowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brock Bowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brock Bowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brock Bowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.