The Mystery Tweak Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“The broadcast shows Kaufusi on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
92%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kaufusi's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.