The Hamstring Hex of Christian Watson
Christian Watson · GB · WR
“Watson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Christian Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Christian Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Christian Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.