The Late Scratch Hex of Jordan Love
Jordan Love · GB · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Love: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Love's week
- Love will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Love gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Utah State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Love, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jordan Love in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jordan Love is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jordan Love actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.