The Invisible Route Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Ref: "Number Kaufusi, that's a flag." Kaufusi: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Kaufusi spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Kaufusi scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.