The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bronson Kaufusi
Bronson Kaufusi · GB · TE
“Kaufusi will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kaufusi's week
- Kaufusi catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Kaufusi is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kaufusi drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bronson Kaufusi in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bronson Kaufusi is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bronson Kaufusi actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.