The Sideline-Scold Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Garbage time arrives early for Young: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
86%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Young's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.