The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- The broadcast shows Young on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
83%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Young, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.