The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Young finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Young's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.