The Late Scratch Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Young will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
77%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Young's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.