The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Bryce Young
Bryce Young · CAR · QB
“Young audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Young's week
- Young will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Young leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
89%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Young, Young, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Bryce Young in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Bryce Young is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Bryce Young actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.