The Blown Coverage Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bills offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
72%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bills's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.