The Mystery Tweak Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bills will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
84%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bills drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.