The Garbage-Time Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bills defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
92%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bills scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.