The Mystery Tweak Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bills will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
90%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bills's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
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- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.