The Mystery Tweak Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
84%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bills drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.