The Prevent Defense Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
- The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
78%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bills's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.