The Late Scratch Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
- The Bills defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
78%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Rams fan
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Bills scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.