The Phantom Flag Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
- The Bills defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
92%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bills drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.