The Phantom Flag Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bills offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
86%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bills drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.