The Bad Spot Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Bills defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
82%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bills, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.