The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense allows a 99-yard drive, a 71-yard punt return, and a trick play from the 1989 playbook.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense generates 0 sacks, 0 turnovers and a lot of vibes.
- The Bills offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
81%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Bills's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- DJ Moore
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- Tyler Bass
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.