The Late Scratch Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
- The Bills defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bills drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.