The Late Scratch Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Bills defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.
74%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Bills's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.