The Blown Coverage Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
- The Bills defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.
86%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Packers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bills's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.