The Hamstring Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
90%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Bills, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.