The Phantom Flag Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Bills offense turns it over 4 times in their own territory. The defense is simply tired.
88%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Bills drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.