The Garbage-Time Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
- The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Bills's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.