The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Buffalo Bills
Buffalo Bills defense
“The Bills defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Buffalo Bills defense's week
- The Bills defense is "bend, don't break" and then breaks every single time.
- The Bills defense lets a 4th-and-17 conversion happen. Then another. Then a trick play.
79%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Bills drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- James Cook III
- DJ Moore
- Dalton Kincaid
- Khalil Shakir
- Ray Davis
- Keon Coleman
- Tyler Bass
- Skyler Bell
- Houston Texans
- New England Patriots
- Baltimore Ravens
FAQ
How do I curse Buffalo Bills defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Buffalo Bills defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Buffalo Bills defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.